05.21.08

Dear Etsy

Posted in entertainment at 1:28 pm by wendy

I love you.
Now stop torturing me with your goodness.
I’m going to block your site if you don’t stop it.
Really I will.
It’ll hurt me more than it’ll hurt you, but I don’t want to have to tell Nick I blew our economic stimulus check buying custom made swimsuits, dresses, pottery, jewelry, art, fiber, and other random kitschy obets d’art/d’tritus supplied by independent artists.

It’s probably not what Bush wanted us to do with the money, so I’m not gonna.

(I think we’re supposed to buy a big flatscreen made in China from WalNart, pretty sure that’s the stimulation expected.)

So just freakin’ stop it already.

2 Comments »

  1. Michelle said,

    May 22, 2008 at 6:04 am

    Objet d’tritus, I’m pretty sure we have some of that around here too. And some objet d’bs too!

  2. Terri said,

    May 22, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    oh dear. I’ve gone searching etsy for a particular item (i.e. stitch markers, etc.) but I’ve never just browsed around and found all those FAB THINGS - skull mugs, denim coats, etc. etc. That could be dangerous!

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